Need some night?

This sexy eye bra will hook you up.

I lived most of my life without one of these things. What a waste! 

It’s shocking how often it’s light outside and I want darkness. This delivers complete abyss-level darkness without the existential dread.

Just look at those donuts! This thing doesn’t even touch your eyeballs while you toss and turn, dreaming about your newfound ability to banish the sun from your reality.

Sleep well

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